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youmightfindyourself: The Shewee Standard is a device that...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:29:48 -0400

The Shewee Standard is a device that allows women to pee standing up. (Editor’s note: Fun fact about me: in my sophomore year of college, I designed several prototypes and unsuccessfully attempted to patent a toilet seat pedal device.)

sitedosmenes: ELE ESTÁ DE VOLTA??! O VELHO MENE DO PATETA QUE...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 09:58:18 -0400

sitedosmenes:

ELE ESTÁ DE VOLTA??! O VELHO MENE DO PATETA QUE PONDERA SOBRE PROBLEMAS UNIVERSAIS E PORTANTO NÃO É TÃO PATETA ASSIM

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 09:28:55 -0400

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 09:27:41 -0400

chibibuizel: this whole game is comedy gold

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 09:26:55 -0400

chibibuizel:

this whole game is comedy gold

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 09:26:32 -0400

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:42:58 -0400

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:31:50 -0400

"Grand Theft Auto is not realistic enough. I want to be able to give my last cent to a poor bum so he..."

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:30:30 -0400

“Grand Theft Auto is not realistic enough. I want to be able to give my last cent to a poor bum so he can buy a fifth of shitty gutter vodka. I want to be able to help an old lady across the street. I want to be able to volunteer with NGOs to help counteract the deadly consequences of a modern imperio-industrialist state. I want to be able to sit in the park on a beautiful day and watch the birds flutter about their business. I want to be able to eat at a shitty burger joint and end up in the bathroom for three hours. I want to be able to be able to cruise around the local high school when class lets out and offer 15 year old girls a ride in my stolen Mercedes. I want to be able to go swimming in a feces ridden public pool and get a sloppy blow job by some queer in the shower. I want to be able to bum a smoke off a hot chick before I talk her up and bend her over the nearest Miata. I want to be able to brutally rape said hot chick if she denies my advances. I want to be able to bash the skull of the crackhead who keeps bothering me. I want to be able to go on an all night coke binge and stab people in the eyes. I want to feel the smog in my lungs and the senseless noise in my ears. In other words, I want to be able to feel like it’s the typical weekday for me in the big city.”

- (via pedroxadai)